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Which of GTO's students are you?!

Okay, so you find yourself in class 3-4. I'm your teacher, Eikichi Onizuki, age 22. Bachelor. But WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?! IDENTITY CRISIS! OH MY GOD!!! Quick! Quick class, take this quiz to find out who you are!!!

well, first, in response to that outburst...

Ah, sensei... maybe you should calm down a little ^^;;;;
*sigh* Onizuki is making a fool of himself again...
*piku* ...Eee?
*lean over to the student behind you* Onizuka is such a weirdo...

Well, anyway, class hasn't started yet. You got five minutes till the bell! Oh.. in that case I'll...

Hang around Onizuka and do whatever he's doing.
Shoot dirty looks at people.
Read something for my AP course.
Hang out with friends and BS.

The bell! Everyone to your seats! Today we're going to talk about the history of France.. Yeah, that sounds like a good idea. I have a whole book on it, we might as well read it. Huh.. looks like a boring day today.. I think I'll...

Study for my next class.
Correct the teacher.
Adoringly listen to Onizuka
Wonder what my mom is doing right now.

You in the corner! Have you been listening or what?! When did Louis XVI escape France?

Whu?! I don't know that!!
Don't you say that "sixteen," not Ex-Vee-Aye, sensei..?
He didn't. He failed to escape in 1791, and was returned to Paris. Also in that year, the National Assembly voted for a constitutional monarchy, which Louis XVI accepted. Further, in that year the Canada Act...
He DIDN'T. You're WRONG. *glower*

Oh, I see. *YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWNN* Okay, I'm bored of teaching class for right now. Let's drag race those go-karts we made after school yesterday instead! You there! Take this kart, let's RACE!

WOOHOO!! SUGOUUI!!
Heh. Just like Onizuka to do something silly like that... Ma. He means well.
Hmph. I'd rather bitch about something.
*^^* If you say so, sensei...

Out in the school courtyard, you look over your classmates and think...

Miyabi-chan!! *bounce bounce bounce*
Poor Yoshikawa. If I were gay, I'd so yaoi him.
Bah. They all are fools for liking Onizuka.
I wish I were cool like my classmates. But at least they tolerate me.

What do you think about ME, EH?! BETTER HAVE SOMETHING GOOD TO SAY!

Onizuka! *snug*
Onizuka. GRRRR.
Onizuka.. *sigh of defeat*
Onizuka! BANZAI!

After racing go-karts, you lose to Onizuka (big surprise). What do you do?

Cry double waterfalls.
Sensei! You're so great!! *snugsnug*
What? I never lose!
I hope my mom didn't see that...

At the end of the day, you go home and...

Play video games
Graphically enhance pr0n
Make dinner for mom
Play with dolls

The phone rings. There are some people you'll just hang up -- who is it?

Telemarketers
Anyone male
Annoying people from school
I'll talk to anyone! If I don't like them, I'll just torment them.

After dinner, evening activities...

Going to find someone to harrass
Going out with friends
Hanging out at home and getting into everyone's business electronically
Sitting at home alone, wishing there was someone who would come over and play.

Chose one of these words to describe yourself, which would it be?

Perfect
Capable
Lonely
Bored

Sooooo, whacha think of my quiz?! Wasn't it like super great and the best quiz you ever took? I know it was.

Hmph. No, it wasn't.
It was alright, I suppose.. a little on the unpolished side, but decent.
It was the greatest, sensei!
I'm not sure if I did it right o.o